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  1. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  2. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  3. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  4. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  5. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  6. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  7. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  8. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  9. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  10. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

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Your IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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IP 216.73.216.xxx
Address
United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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https://fdu*.shop/

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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://fdu*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:44 PM
OK 52.167.144.xxx · United States Virginia Boydton · Microsoft Azure Cloud (eastus2)
https://www.fbu*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:43 PM
404 52.167.144.xxx · United States Virginia Boydton · Microsoft Azure Cloud (eastus2)
https://www.fbu*.shop/robots.txt Jul 29, 2026 4:43 PM
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https://www.hdi*.shop/robots.txt Jul 29, 2026 4:43 PM
OK 43.157.50.xxx · Germany Hesse Frankfurt am Main · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://www.fun*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:43 PM
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http://www.fun*.shop/robots.txt Jul 29, 2026 4:43 PM
OK 43.133.220.xxx · Japan Tokyo Tokyo · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://www.xbe*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:43 PM
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http://www.fdu*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:28 PM
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http://www.lfe*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:27 PM
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https://fdi*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 29, 2026 4:24 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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http://www.fun*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:24 PM
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http://www.xbe*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:23 PM
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http://www.fbo*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:23 PM
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http://fbr*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:23 PM
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http://www.lfe*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:21 PM
404 66.249.73.xxx · United States Texas El Paso · Google LLC
http://lfe*.shop/robots.txt Jul 29, 2026 4:20 PM
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http://fro*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:20 PM
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http://www.fbo*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:19 PM
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http://www.fun*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:17 PM
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https://fcr*.shop/api/config Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
OK 43.130.9.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://www.fdu*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
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