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  1. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  2. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  3. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  4. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  5. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  6. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  7. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  8. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  9. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  10. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.

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