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Today's Jokes

  1. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  2. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  3. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  4. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  5. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  6. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  7. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  8. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  9. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  10. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.

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Your IP 216.73.217.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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IP 216.73.217.xxx
Address
United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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https://fdu*.shop/

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