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  1. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  2. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  3. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  4. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  5. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  6. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  7. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  8. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  9. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  10. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.

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