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Today's Jokes

  1. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  2. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  3. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  4. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  5. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  6. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  7. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  8. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  9. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  10. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."

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