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  1. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  2. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  3. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  4. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  5. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  6. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  7. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  8. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  9. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  10. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.

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