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Today's Jokes

  1. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  2. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  3. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  4. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  5. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  6. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  7. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  8. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  9. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  10. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.

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