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  1. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  2. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  3. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  4. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  5. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  6. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  7. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  8. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  9. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  10. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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