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  1. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  2. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  3. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  4. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  5. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  6. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  7. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  8. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  9. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  10. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."

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