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  1. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  2. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  3. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  4. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  5. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  6. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  7. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  8. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  9. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  10. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.

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